curriculum vitae
there is a lot that has accumulated since the beginning through to november 24, 2024 — some of it is word vomited below. they are simply flag poles along the way, what happened in between is where the truth lies:
born in australia, moved to new york when i was young and restarted, challenges with authority (not the authorities), moved back to australia when i was a little older and restarted, inner child stuff, many years of chronic pain, irritable bowel sydrome, anxiety attack, uber driver, pizza delivery driver, waiter, fell in love and she bacame my best friend, therapy since i was twenty-three (23), more chronic pain, more travel, accountant at kpmg, consultant at kpmg, more therapy (different therapist), cameo barista, personal trainer, quit kpmg and restarted, moved back to new york, couples therapy, joined athletic greens in 2017, me and my best friend broke up after seven (7) years. rope learned marketing, wrote down in 2019 that athletic greens will be #1 in the world at podcast advertising, wrote down in 2020 that athletic greens will be #1 creator partnerships brands globally, moved to austin and restarted again, in 2021 became the chief revenue officer of a unicorn (athletic greens), in 2022 became the chief growth and marketing officer of that same whimsical horny horse, in 2023 was leading a team of ninety (90) across marketing: product, data, customer, growth, partnerships, brand, creative, community, inherited many times, embraced the difficult of having to let people go, more therapy, more inner child stuff, executive coaching, left austin and went full nomadic, tried most diets, trained full 3 month cycles for 6 nyc marathons and only ran once…with the flu, unintentionally lost myself and placed my identity in the hands of someone else, by july 2024 i’d seen athletic greens (ag1) go from $1m in the month i joined and $12 million that year to >50x growth, after seven (7) years, i decided to step away from it all and take some time off…